A Woman Who Reads

To all my male readers, i am coerced to post this lady joke here. Deer Deer insisted that i must put it up here, otherwise......................... So my sincere apology to all male readers if the joke offended your guys. I totally agreed that this joke is not funny at all. lol! (Opps!, i can sensed there is a disturbance in the force)

So, here we go.

A couple goes on vacation to the Boundary Waters in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat.

He pulls up along side the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"Yes, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that I'll have to charge you with sexual assault", says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", he said and left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.